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meinmartini
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« on: June 26, 2009, 02:46:26 AM »

This, folks, is the story that PARPG will be using. 100% true. Have a look:

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shevy: NineOfHeartsAWAY is the story done now?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: No, Matney and I are going to continue to play ping pong with it until we finish it.
Meinmartini: Story?
Meinmartini: In one day?
shevy: like the first 10% Smiley
NineOfHeartsAWAY: We have a backstory to explain the child enslavement, several important character bios, some main events, a few quests and some other ideas we're trying to implement and refine.
Meinmartini: Nice
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Thanks!
Meinmartini: I trust there are zombies?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Always.
Meinmartini: Seriously?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Like, a million.
Meinmartini: I was being a smartass...
Meinmartini: Then there must be dragons and unicorns, too :O
Meinmartini: Zombie ones, obviously
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Ahaha, you gave up too quickly.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: >.<
NineOfHeartsAWAY: I'm actually threw out an idea that would make some people LOOK mutated.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: But it's just a disease.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: :0
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Or, er, lack of iodine.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Goitres are gross.
Meinmartini: Skin rash
NineOfHeartsAWAY: I was thinking about that too.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: With the open sores.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Nasty.
Meinmartini: The only cure:
Meinmartini: Travel where there's some sort of unknown, rare plant that can cure it.
Meinmartini: Where nobody's ever returned from before :O
Meinmartini: Let's see how many cliches we can throw in...
Meinmartini: There must be a strong connection between the male and female protagonists, where everybody assumes that they're a couple, but they're not
Meinmartini: Protagonist is an orphan, either his parents were killed after his birth, or his village was destroyed
Meinmartini: Must fight in an arena
Meinmartini: Must be in jail at least once
NineOfHeartsAWAY: But, wait there's more to the protagonist.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Everyone dies but he finds a special rune that can save the world because he's the chosen one.
Meinmartini: Yes
Meinmartini: Ancient relics
Meinmartini: Keys to save the world
Meinmartini: Or unlock an ancient evil that was sealed a gazillion years ago
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Exactly.
Meinmartini: These ancestors were really, REALLY bad at killing things
Meinmartini: "We'll just seal him away"
NineOfHeartsAWAY: I am laughing so hard at that right now.
Meinmartini: "Won't be our problem when some idiot decides to break him loose...which will be several generations later"
NineOfHeartsAWAY: But you see...
NineOfHeartsAWAY: That's the real reason why this new Ice Age started.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Because the evil monster cursed the world with all of this chaos.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: And, you know what
NineOfHeartsAWAY: *?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: It's the government's fault.
Meinmartini: Evil monster?
Meinmartini: You mean...
Meinmartini: ...PARIS HILTON?!
NineOfHeartsAWAY: DON'T SPOIL THE STORY!
NineOfHeartsAWAY: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: NOW MY ORIGINAL AND INTRICATE PLOT IS RUINED!
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Nu!
NineOfHeartsAWAY: >.<
NineOfHeartsAWAY: People, don't read this.
shevy: read what
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Spoiler alert to the max.
Meinmartini: Zombie tale, indeed
Meinmartini: Unicorns with nuclea warheads
Meinmartini: Dragons running a secret cocaine scandal
*** intripoon has signed off IRC (No route to host).
shevy: ok so
shevy: what is with those kids
NineOfHeartsAWAY: The cocain from the dragons?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: *cocaine
NineOfHeartsAWAY: That's what's up with the kids shevy.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Deep, isn't it?
shevy: whats the dragon take on the kids
Meinmartini: The dragon eats them
mizipzor: this... is awesome
shevy: why not fat adults instead
Meinmartini: Because the anguish of children nourish him better
shevy: sounds plausible
Meinmartini: Strengthens him (or her?!) to make better cocaine to sell to the Russians
NineOfHeartsAWAY: More pure cocaine.
shevy: why does he sell cocaine
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Why do you ask so many questions?
Meinmartini: Because he's allergic to hemp
shevy: i wanna know how i can fit my npc into the world
NineOfHeartsAWAY: You know it's because he's trying to generate more anguish.
Meinmartini: More anguish and hemp makes him cry
Meinmartini: Dragon Tears are the only thing that can save the world...
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Cocaine dragon tears.
Meinmartini: ...well, same with Chuck Norris' tears, but he was eaten ages ago
NineOfHeartsAWAY: No, I thought we agreed that the tears were the cocaine source.
shevy: i think i have discovered some loops in that story
NineOfHeartsAWAY: >.>
NineOfHeartsAWAY: There are none.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Only hexagons.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: *Highfives Meinmartini*
Meinmartini: Loops?
Meinmartini: Only when he flies for PR purposes
NineOfHeartsAWAY: But no holes.
shevy: i am not yet quite sure why the russiands need cocaine from a dragon
Meinmartini: "Look at the pretty, flying dragon!"
NineOfHeartsAWAY: "SEXY!"
* Meinmartini returns the high five...
Meinmartini: ...with a mojito
Meinmartini: Simple
NineOfHeartsAWAY: The Russians, well...
Meinmartini: Either the Russians buy the cocaine
Meinmartini: or they die
NineOfHeartsAWAY: It's just the way things were and are.
shevy: ok but why does he need to sell it
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Because it's against dragon honor to give people things.
shevy: does he need money
Meinmartini: Because dragons hoard bling-bling
shevy: right
shevy: i begin to see the connection
Meinmartini: Treasures, gold, money, everything
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Ever heard of Smogon?
shevy: no
Meinmartini: Or Beowulf?
shevy: no
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Tolkein knew his stuff.
shevy: but i know Thor Wauki
shevy: he hates corrupt dragons
Meinmartini: He has to compete with the zombie unicorns
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Damn, those zombie unicorns are mean.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: It's always a tough trade with them.
NineOfHeartsAWAY: "I want your cocaine".
NineOfHeartsAWAY: "I want your brain".
shevy: ok but
shevy: why do they want cocaine
NineOfHeartsAWAY: "I can't give you my brain, how about my kidney?"
Meinmartini: Shevy
Meinmartini: Who doesn't want cocaine?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: "I want your brain"
Meinmartini: Cocaine is the natural health drug to sustain society
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Say it shevy, say it!
Meinmartini: and dragons
Meinmartini: There is only one dragon left, and you are endangering its existence
shevy: this is a very confusing story so far
Meinmartini: It's about drugs. Duh.
Meinmartini: and Vampire Pirates
shevy: but i have another question
NineOfHeartsAWAY: What's to be confused about?
shevy: how does the dragon produce cocaine
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Dragon tears of anguish!
shevy: he cries?
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Tears of anguish.
Meinmartini: or making out with Courtney Love.
shevy: that sounds sad
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Only in private.
Meinmartini: Courtney produces more tears, but they're dirtier
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Not as pure.
shevy: i am still not yet convinced that all loops are covered
shevy: why the russians
Meinmartini: He's racist
shevy: hmm
Meinmartini: was given bad borscht one time, and that was it
shevy: that dragon has a conflicting personality
shevy: ok i think we have covered most now
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Yep.
shevy: except
shevy: why do humans help the dragon
NineOfHeartsAWAY: No, no excepts.
shevy: guard the kids
NineOfHeartsAWAY: Because they don't want to be eaten.
shevy: okay
shevy: your stories are pretty solid NineOfHeartsAWAY
shevy: really hard to find any gaps
NineOfHeartsAWAY: That's the way I write.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 03:03:27 AM »

you had me at zombies <3
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 03:10:15 AM »

you had me at zombies <3
I vote our mascot be the Cocaine Dragon. We need to give him a name...Steve, maybe.

Ideas, anyone?
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 03:14:39 AM »

I'd vote for hmm...

Ian

but I'm a sentimentalist...
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 05:46:58 AM »

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shevy: this is a very confusing story so far
What's not to understand? Jeez!

Okay people, story is settled. Now I want some zombie unicorn and dragon concept art!
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 09:23:24 PM »

HEY.
What's wrong with Hexagons!
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 01:17:24 AM »

The story continued, until Cain came, then it just got really really bizarre ...
- The connection with the zombie unicorns was not really revealed. Apparantly they want and eat brains, but I am not sure what the dragon has to do with any of that
- I am also still not quite sure why the dragon sells the cocaine to the Russians exactly (remember, if they dont pay, he will kill them so the Russiands *must* pay, but apparently I am not sure why he needs to *sell* cocaine if he can just blackmail them anyway, and as far as i know he is only interested in making his treasure pool bigger so I still dont know why he needs to produce cocaine ..)
- Apparently the dragon is also married to a very cruel person. His wife. His wife doesnt care about the dying kids nearby. Also, rumour has it that she actually runs the drug business and the dragon is just a lackey for her... talk about female influence...
- Also, it is unclear why the children do not die of starvation or coldness, nor if they get food, and what the dragon will be doing if there are no more kids

- Cain obviously found out that the dragon has fur (makes sense, because
dragons are reptiles, and snow is everywhere, his cave would be very
cold, so this is why he has fur), but apparently details got more and more ..
gory... somehow Cain thought that the whole story culminates in some
final event where the dragon wife was eaten by the dragon and lots
more things happened, but at that time I pulled the plug, because quite
obviously Cain created more gaps in the story than everyone else,
in just under two minutes...
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 09:10:42 AM »

you had me at zombies <3
I vote our mascot be the Cocaine Dragon. We need to give him a name...Steve, maybe.

Ideas, anyone?

You say that like we haven't decided his name is Steve from the family Dagon.

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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 09:12:51 AM »

The story continued, until Cain came, then it just got really really bizarre ...
- The connection with the zombie unicorns was not really revealed. Apparantly they want and eat brains, but I am not sure what the dragon has to do with any of that
- I am also still not quite sure why the dragon sells the cocaine to the Russians exactly (remember, if they dont pay, he will kill them so the Russiands *must* pay, but apparently I am not sure why he needs to *sell* cocaine if he can just blackmail them anyway, and as far as i know he is only interested in making his treasure pool bigger so I still dont know why he needs to produce cocaine ..)
- Apparently the dragon is also married to a very cruel person. His wife. His wife doesnt care about the dying kids nearby. Also, rumour has it that she actually runs the drug business and the dragon is just a lackey for her... talk about female influence...
- Also, it is unclear why the children do not die of starvation or coldness, nor if they get food, and what the dragon will be doing if there are no more kids

- Cain obviously found out that the dragon has fur (makes sense, because
dragons are reptiles, and snow is everywhere, his cave would be very
cold, so this is why he has fur), but apparently details got more and more ..
gory... somehow Cain thought that the whole story culminates in some
final event where the dragon wife was eaten by the dragon and lots
more things happened, but at that time I pulled the plug, because quite
obviously Cain created more gaps in the story than everyone else,
in just under two minutes...

If you look back at history, you notice that making gaps in stories is what Cain has become infamous for.
Killing Jacob and telling his father he didn't really do it...
Fur on dragons...
My vote is for Cain in creativity.
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 09:14:30 AM »

HEY.
What's wrong with Hexagons!

I know! shevy keeps trying to say they're holes and I kept trying to tell him that they were lovable hexagons.
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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 09:15:27 AM »

Cheers to Meinmartini posting our genius into the forums.
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 02:39:55 PM »

I need a pet cocaine dragon   Grin
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2009, 02:10:15 AM »

I need a pet cocaine dragon   Grin
I'm serious. If somebody makes up some potential designs for our friend...and posts them on merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) rest assured that I will buy it/them.  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2009, 04:45:25 AM »

I need a pet cocaine dragon   Grin
I'm serious. If somebody makes up some potential designs for our friend...and posts them on merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) rest assured that I will buy it/them.  Grin
Awesome, I'm drawing him then.
So, fur and...what pose is he in?
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2009, 08:38:25 AM »

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So, fur and...what pose is he in?

I am sure it must be a very demanding, commanding pose.

Or perhaps he was just strutting proudly so that people can make pics of him properly...
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